Vivica Fox

You've always had a thing for Vivica Fox, but you never figured you'd have a shot. But here she is. She showed up at your place, the middle of the night, drunk, upset, wanting comfort. You lead her back toward the bedroom. "Where are we going?" she asks, smiling slyly. But she knows the answer. She's already kicking off her shoes. Picture her naked.

Shakira

She's Colombian, she's Lebanese, she's singing in English, she's singing in Spanish...whatever. What's important is she's been on the road a long time and she just wants to relax, let loose, have a good time. So she calls you. You knock on the door of her hotel suite, and it swings open. The lights are low. You hear a voice from the bedroom. "What took you so long?" Picture her naked.

Hilary Swank

At first, you thought, "Maybe not." Hilary Swank got so buff for that boxing movie that she might be a little too much to handle. Then again, maybe it'd be fun. So you call her back. She wants you over there right away (her husband's out of town). Fair enough. When you get to her place, she's trying on award-show gowns in front of her bathroom mirror. "How's this? Too much?" She maneuvers and lets the gown fall to the floor. Picture her naked.

Jennifer Garner

You're not even that into her. But when Jennifer Garner shows up at your place near tears, what are you going to do? You invite her in and give her a drink. She gulps it down and asks for another as she talks about her divorce, her love life, the pressures of being a celebrity, blah blah blah. Finally, you get impatient. "Are we going to do this or what?" She's suddenly silent. She locks eyes with you, stands up...and, in one graceful move, pulls her dress off over her head. Picture her naked.

Evangeline Lilly

You won't sleep with just any up-and-coming TV starlet. But Evangeline Lilly has got the stuff. She knows it, you know it, and no one else matters. When you knock on her door, she answers in her workout clothes, still dripping sweat. "Let me take a quick shower," she says. How do you answer? Picture her naked.

Emmy Rossum

Everybody's going crazy for Emmy Rossum. She can sing, she can act, she can smile...she can take off her clothes. She doesn't do that last number for just anybody. But you're special. She can tell that much right away, and she wants to get to know you better. She takes you by the hand and leads you to the giant Escalade that the studio gave her to drive for the weekend. The back is plenty roomy, especially with the seats down. Plenty. Picture her naked.

Jennifer Aniston

Jennifer Aniston is single again, so she calls you. She'd been wanting to for a long time, but there was always Brad. Not anymore. You tell her to come on over; that's all she needs to hear. She's on her way. It's been stressful lately and she needs some fun. Picture her naked.

Natalie Portman

Natalie Portman has been working as an actress since she was little. She's grown up now, and she needs some adventure. So she calls you. She heard about you through the celebrity grapevine. She wants you to come to her trailer. Sure, why not?

The trailer is decked out, top of the line. She's waiting for you in back. "Just don't mess up my make-up, okay?" Whatever. Picture her naked.

Ashley Olsen

You and Ashley Olsen had fallen out of touch since your rendezvous. But when you run into her at the Coral Tree in Brentwood she's all hugs and smiles. She wants to hang out. And do what? "We could go to my place," she says. Um...okay. Picture her naked.

Janet Jackson

So what if she exposed herself on national TV and her brother is a little bit off? She's still Janet Jackson and you're still very lucky to be in her bedroom, strapped to her heart-shaped bed. Picture her naked.